The Daddy Dynamic

There is a fetish of calling a sexual partner “Daddy” that became so common in both porn and comedy, that the whole “Who’s your daddy?” oeuvre got played out. I for one cannot hear “Who’s your daddy?” in the sack without laughing. But calling someone Daddy, having them be your Daddy (it can be a…

The Sex Matrix

There is an energy grid that spans our entire known universe. An unseen yet palpable force that can start or stop wars, has brought down Presidents and titans of industry. It is a powerful drive that, once tapped into, must be used for good not evil. Those of us who know call it “The Sex…

The Wildest Sex Ever

It’s not possible. Could this be true? The Bone-In Queen has met her match? Ms. Sexy Sex Blogger, the liberated one, a solid 6 on the (self-invented) Sex Number ScaleTM? How to explain such a thing without jinxing it? My fingers are crossed, I spat three times to ward off the evil eye in the…

10 Signs You Are Kinky

1. The term bisexual feels restrictive to you. Really? Just males or females? Those are my only choices? That’s so 2013. 2. You fetishize utilitarian objects. For example, a trip to either the gynecologist or the racetrack is enlivened by the presence of stirrups. 3. Your web bookmarks might be saved as “Cupcake Recipe” but…

To Whom I May Bang

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When dating in the county of Los Angeles (and who knows, maybe even further afield in Ventura) one notices a propensity for people in general and dudes in particular, to be something approximating “in and out” also known as “hot and cold” or the “slow fade.” How does he feel? What is he doing? What…

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