The Sex Checkback

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You’re going about your day. It’s a normal day and you’re doing what you normally do. You’re sitting in your cubicle, closing out the Candy Crush window when anyone walks by. You’re crying over donuts in your car. You’re flying Anastasia Steele around in your private jet… You stop for a moment as it’s been…

The Ol’ Dating Bait and Switch

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Have you ever dated someone who represented him or herself as someone other than who they were? Or perhaps they were “themselves” around you, but misled you in regards to their intentions? No one can maintain the perfect façade some of us portray in the heady days of courtship, but I’m talking about something different-…

The No-Sex Dealbreaker

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I am not a renowned sexologist in the vein of Kinsey. I’m neither Masters nor Johnson. However, people have been randomly telling me their sex stuff for decades, which partly motivated my unusual vocation. I’ve known many people in sexless marriages, who confided this to me as if it were an incontrovertible fact. One recent…

What is Sex Theater?

 I once went to something you could call a sex party. There was music, dancing and drinking, and behind heavy velvet drapes was a large room dedicated to the other kind of fun. The “funnest” kind. I had gone to this party alone, but still had to get verified as someone who understood the concept…

Top 7 Wedding Tips

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It’s “engagement season” which means that all people are mandated to propose some time before Christmas and New Year or they’ll have to wait until Columbus Day. So here are 7 foolproof tips to plan your wedding: 1. Be able to stand the person you’re marrying – preferably for more than 24 hours at a…

Hot Sex Tips For The Holidays

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Hey ladies and also the menz, do you want to make your partner scream “ho ho ho!” this holiday season, but only if they’re into that? Seems like you can’t approach this time of year without the ever-present jingles playing whenever you need to buy underwear, crazy hype trying to force you to buy more…

The Twelve Steps To Sexual Recovery

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There’s a Twelve Step Program for almost everything, believe me, I know. Whether you want to recover your sex drive, or find a sexual freedom you’ve never experienced, these steps might take you to hands-free orgasms (Ask Me How) where your hang-ups are banished to purgatory (or a GOP convention) to wear themselves out on…

How To Go Down On a Woman

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1. Find A Woman- They’re everywhere! Densely populated areas have more females, but sometimes you can even find one wandering in a forest. Gaze into her large eyes, and lure her with chestnuts- or even better- the promise of oral. 2. Consent- sure you assume she wants your head between her legs, but do you…

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