My Pussy Is On Vacation

I packed my pussy a bag and sent her on a holiday. She was looking tired, by turns neglected and over-worked, and I figured she needed a break. “Take your time,” I reassured her, “Don’t hurry back.” She backed away slowly, then sidestepped out the door with her Louis Vuitton luggage, and now I don’t…

Fool Me Once, Shame On You, Fool Me Twice Shame On Me, Fool Me Twenty More Times We Probably Dated

I’m throwing myself a giant pity party and you are all invited. I’m using all the finest china and silverware, white linen table cloths- nothing but the best. The food will be rich delicious (preferably sugary) and the beverages superb- all haute cuisine for my misery. In fact I have been in it for days…

The One That Got Away

It’s a quaint old-timey expression; that person in your past whom you thought you would be with “forever,” but then a confluence of circumstances conspired to keep you apart, and now here you are alone, or with a real-life partner, but still pining over that “one.” This idea has always made me think of having…

The Greatest Love Affair

I’m in this incredible new relationship, and I know people hate it when others gloat about their love affairs, but I just have to do it because it’s nothing like anything I’ve experienced before. It’s not completely without difficulty or conflict, in fact, ever day is a challenge, but there is so much love, acceptance…

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